Anybody know any good humor websites?

May your amazing advertising skills live on forever.

There's 104 days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it,

So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it...

However, some dumbass decided I have to go back for a half-day tomorrow. I wouldn't go, but I need to get my yearbook and report card. >:(

What?

Serving shitty Flash drawing since 2009!

I have no idea where to go, what to do, and how to act anymore. So I guess you could say that I am both spiritually and mentally lost.

I'm looking for a good programmer to join my Po3 team, especially one who's good with AI.

I need some reccomendations for good metal bands, prefferably power or thrash.

I'm lazy. I have no work ethic. I have a sharp tongue. I'm disrespectful. I don't care for others.

I feel so much better now.