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DocSprite
Steven Schiffner @DocSprite

Age 27, Male

Hanover Park High School

New Jersey

Joined on 9/6/08

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My body is worth $5030!

Posted by DocSprite - January 19th, 2009


Cool, huh?

I have a 57% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse!

My body is 62% effective as a human shield!


Comments

I can knock out 38 kindergartners before one even lays a hand on me!
I eat frosted flakes without milk
I can believe it's not butter
Google was based inspired by my IQ
I robbed a bank with a paperclip
I did the Great Aetha on Captain Falcon

I eat all of my cereal without milk.

I can believe its not butter.

I've done the great Aether on Cappy Falcon severeal times. I've also done the Falcon Punch on Ike.