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Awesome Reach Awesome Reach

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Yeah, it was funny-- very funny-- but it was way too inane. Still pretty good for what must have been a thirty second short. Not good enough, however, to stay on the front page for over a month.

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Epic Beard Man Epic Beard Man

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was seriously epic. I can't think of anything that could've been improved. Keep 'em coming Johnny.

Barbershop Quartet... Barbershop Quartet...

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


What happened to the fourth singer? o.O

Regardless, a very good submission. I tip my hat to you guys, you never quite seem to run out of ideas. This one was as original as ever. I'm a huge fan of C&H, keep 'em coming.

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Recent Game Reviews

Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hentai? Yes please

This was just as good as all the rest(maybe even a bit better), even though Nick Sanders looks like a girl. Keep 'em coming!

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SketchIt! SketchIt!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Okay sketch game.

While there are many similar Paint games on Newgrounds, there is always some room for more. This was an OK game. The canvas could have been a bit bigger, and you could have added a few more options, like an eraser and airbrush.

coocooletmoi responds:

Airbrush? What is an airbrush?


Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 5 / 5 stars


You have created the perfect game. Rarely these days do I ever give a submission a 10, for I never seem to view a submission as absolutely perfect. You, however, have made just that: a perfect submission. Extra points for being the first to utilize this facny new "medal" system. I just NEED to get Kitty Litter. The actual game was satisfyingly challenging, and while VERY hard (goddammit Mindchamber!) was fun to play and had great replay value. The game had novelty presentation with a nice add-on of a walkthrough, and mini-games to keep us entertained when the main game starts to deprecate in value. I commend you for making such a great game. Rarely does Newgrounds see such a boon to the Portal as this.

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Recent Audio Reviews

[H] - Sadistic Shadows [H] - Sadistic Shadows

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Reminds me of Atmosphere.

I don't know if you've ever heard them, but your voice, lyrics, and sound all remind me of them. Oh well, onto the actual review. I like your style, I like it a lot. Your beat is great, your voice sounds cool, and your flow is pretty damn good. What really puts this rap together is that it's actually rather intelligent. I hope you go somewhere with this. All I can say is to keep practicing, and who knows what can happen.

HeIsAlive responds:

Thank man, love the review.

Im going to be releasing a lot more songs real soon, studio quality, you should keep an eye out for them and tell me what you think about them when they finally drop.

Flying High TBC Flying High TBC

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is one of my favorite songs, period... I agree with thec rest of the reviewers, why don't you go pro? I think Simon Cowell lives in London...

And I like this guy's idea of nick names. Max Mayhem and Oli Slick!

MathcoreMathcore responds:

Err the reason is that their's easily a thousand bands in our area alone and it's not always down to the quality of the band which decides who makes it - there are so many other forces in the music industry that make it so unpredictable.

Although being good often helps :)

Morals (Who Needs 'Em?) Morals (Who Needs 'Em?)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yeah, I hate 'em too.

Morals, that is. I absolutely love this song, every part of it was amazing, start to finish.





And I know I'm not supposed to do this, but:

To the guy below me, SHUTUP! The singing was the second best part of the song, next to the lead guitar.

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MathcoreMathcore responds:

Well said! And thanks for being the first to use one of our songs in a flash!